You're Like Describing Salt

I've never slept without having a nightmare. 

I think that I would sleep more if I wasn't so afraid of it. 

I'm not saying that you're a nightmare, but you frighten me. 

There are a few things in this world that are unexplainable and you are one of them. 

My fortune cookie told me to stop being stubborn, and my doctor said to always look out for my food. 

Doctors have had like 100 years of schooling, so it would be best to take his advice. 

I'm going to give you a chance. 

But if I wake up in a sweat - I'm not blaming the 25 cent fortune cookie.